What is this Website?

Welcome to Teague Burkey's Debian box!
This is a portfolio made by and for me. It is self-hosted on physical hardware (an old desktop PC given to me by my grandparents) and served to the internet using tailscale's funnel service out of my personal tailnet.

Professional Reference

• A Letter of Reccomendation from Professor Taylor at Carnegie Mellon University
• My Enrollment Letter to Carnegie Mellon University's 2025 Pre-College Program.
• My Ohio State University Acceptance Letter
• OSU Engineering Scholars Acceptance Letter

Projects

< All projects are concieved of and created WITHOUT the use of AI generated code >
< for the purpose of cultivating my own skillset and problem-solving skills >

• The Saint Jimmy Formula Sheet (2026 - present) - This was put together by me throughout college and is designed to be a comprehensive reference of math formulas that are relevant in high school and college level mathmatics.
• OSU Cybersecurity Club Honeymonkey (2026) - I wrote the skeleton for one of OSU Cyber Security Club's backend utilities. It is written in Python 3.14 and makes use of various technologies, including the JSON specification, python pip, SHA-256 hashing, and the Selenium WebDriver (used for exploring and interacting with websites). This honeymonkey runs through the CTF (capture the flag) website to complete cyber security challenges, check hashes of files to make sure they aren't corrupted, and report when any of that fails.
• Update Discord Script (2024) - This is a 5-line bash script that updates discord to the lastest .deb version on Debian-based linux distros. The distrobution of Discord for debian does not update itself for some reason and will refuse to launch if it is not the latest version, so I made this script so that I don't need to manually write out the shell commands. You could modify your discord .desktop file to run this script before trying to launch discord, or just run the script on a sucessful login to the computer.
• Miitopia Randomizer (2023, revised 2025) - This is my fork of the Miitopia randomizer project. It heavily utilizes Python 3 and required parsing .sarc files, rudamentary spreadsheet files, and a bit of reverse-engineering. Miitopia is a simple RPG game where you fight enemies, recruit teammates, and defeat a big bad guy. My fork expands on the original randomizer's capabilities by randomizing Inn rooms, preventing some weird crashes on the 3DS port of the game, rebalancing a few enemies, limiting music randomization, and cleaning up the pre-existing code.
• Visual Sorting Algorithms (2023) - A visually pleasing display of how various sorting algorithms function. Utilizes the LOVE2D game engine and Lua.
• • online demo (For any browser with Javascript enabled)
  • .exe download (for 64 & 32 bit x86 computers)
  • .love download (For use with a LOVE2D installation)
  • .html download (for running in your browser)